Score: 10

"HEy..."

submission: Girls In Bikins 1

date: March 17, 2001

I'm giving this a 10 since Bullshit like Britney Dressup Doll gets such good reviews and score. I mean what the hell, i'll just join in on the stupidity.

Score: 6

"OMG!"

submission: The Bard's Song

date: March 11, 2001

I've kept my mouth shut, but now that this is #1 of all time I have to open it! This movie is just a bunch of drawings with very little animation at all. Yes, the drawings are very good... but they're also very gay (don't take that personally, I just think they look gay) And of course the song is good - I'm sure if it was set to another piece of music the score would be lower. So overall, yeah great art - but please people, this should not be the number one movie in the portal at ANY time...

Score: 6

"well...."

submission: Change

date: February 21, 2001

Interesting, but the graphics were pretty plain (deliberately i'm guessing) but plain nonetheless. The animation was nothing exceptional, but the film was different from most on NG. Top 50 material? no.

Score: 6

"I hate to but...."

submission: Chevonne & Curly - PART 2

date: February 15, 2001

This movie is obviously well drawn and animated, but noisemedia needs a new writer :( The movie really didn't go anywhere, it's a dumb storyline to begin with, and I didn't find it funny at all.
Art Animation - Thumbs Up SToryLiNe/Humor - Boo!

Score: 10

"Sweet!"

submission: 2D Boxing

date: February 11, 2001

I've seen this before but it's great!!! This ranks up there as one of the best flash games I've ever seen. I tried to give you an 11 for Interactivity, but apparentely that's not allowed : ) TIP for users - this plays a lot better (faster) on low quality.

Score: 0

"heh"

submission: End Racism

date: February 4, 2001

This movie sucks, it's not even a movie... I'm not racist, and I'm not gonna sit here and defend myself over whether or not I am, the only people I hate are morons. Did I mention this movie sucks?

Score: 10

"Ummm 10."

submission: Keeblur

date: January 20, 2001

I think I've watched this 20 times since I downloaded it off your site, and it's still funny as hell. I'm only gonna give you a 10 though.

Score: 10

"Beautiful!"

submission: Portal Detour

date: January 17, 2001

I had not seen this movie before I made NG Sticks, but this tells the truth! People should take time to make QUALITY movies, instead of spitting out 3 a week and going for that 2.30 rating. Nice job with this movie, good humor and a great message.

Score: 0

"Umm.. no"

submission: 4:40AM

date: January 12, 2001

Unless that's you bangin' the girl, you get 0.

Score: 1

"Copy"

submission: the Machine

date: January 2, 2001

I like Rage and all... but basically you've taken the Intro from their website and changed the graphics a slight bit and put some poor quality music in it. why? You could have just typed in www.ratm.com and saved it as .swf